Last one in line...

So I heard a rumor that way back in the day... like wayyyyyyyy back... before we existed, before we came to earth.. we were all hanging out up in heaven, just chillin' and kickin' back...

Then God came & said "Ok today we are handing out 'smart brains' get in line people.."
I think I was one of the firsts ones in line for that... okay maybe somewhat half way or a third of the way... because I don't have the cure for cancer or have invented anything... but I'm pretty smart if I say so myself... then on the day he handed out "good looking" I was not paying attention... so by the time I went to go pick up my "good looking".... there's was a little left over... but eh... whatyagonnado?...

My point is there's just some people who were the first one's in line & then they hogged up ALL the "good looking"... I mean... really? Is it even possible to be that good looking???

Ladies.... please contain yourself....

Beetle Juice...

You know what?

I hate summer in Texas, although it has not officially started....
It's super hot and muggy... It feels like someone is blowing their hot breath in your face... Ugh and Eww...

For lunch sometimes I go to my mom's house, which is literally 3 minutes away from my job, if even that...
and in that small amount of time the struggle to breathe is unbelievable... and sweat starts trickling down my forehead... as soon as I get in the car... WTF Texas? Sometimes I want to punch the sun right in the face...

Oh! and that's not even what this post is about...

Melting Jell-o & funny air makes me happy!

I been going to the dentist about once a week for the past 3 weeks.... & I am aware that most of everybody I know hate going to the dentist & I was one of them people until I met the dentist of my dreams.
He's an awesome dentist! He's nice, funny & does a great job... & makes sure you're comfy before he gets all up in your grill & drills... plus it doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes ;)