Beetle Juice...

You know what?

I hate summer in Texas, although it has not officially started....
It's super hot and muggy... It feels like someone is blowing their hot breath in your face... Ugh and Eww...

For lunch sometimes I go to my mom's house, which is literally 3 minutes away from my job, if even that...
and in that small amount of time the struggle to breathe is unbelievable... and sweat starts trickling down my forehead... as soon as I get in the car... WTF Texas? Sometimes I want to punch the sun right in the face...

Oh! and that's not even what this post is about...




So apparently, during the summer there's these nasty ugly beetles that come out... they invade the whole city... okay maybe not, but it sure feels like it...they're in my apartment, at work, and my mom's friend's house... & that's enough for me to say they're every freaking where!

When I see them walking around my kitchen floor... this anger fills up my whole body... well, maybe 1/4th of my body, the rest is filled with fear.... because I've yet to find out if they fly or not :-/
But I'm guessing they can't because I saw one at work and it tried to climb the wall and it just flipped over like a turtle and it stayed there till it died... so they're not that smart either... which makes me feel even better because I know they won't be climbing up my bed either... & yes I have studied them these past few days... & I've killed manyyyy... I have become a bug murderer... like it's baddd... I'm starting to enjoy killing them...

The other day I killed two bugs in one night... the satisfaction I got from killing them scared me...
I swung that chancla twice... there was no need for me to hit that bug twice... it's not like I was going to kill it twice... but I did it anyways... I hit it and I had joy in my heart... and I even laughed in it's face after it was dead... and all I could think was "yeaaaaaaaaaa biaahh* I sooo killed you right now...!!"

Then, I didn't stop there I turned around and killed a baby beetle! I'm a bug murderer...

See, I don't think you understand.... I HATE BUGS... any kind... all of them... I don't discriminate, I hate them all equally... :-/

So as of right now, I'm on a rampage to kill every single bug that I come across...

I don't care what kind of bug you are, I'm gonna find you, and then I'm gonna kill you!

:) Alrighty... you guys have a great Thursday!