Making out with a Mango

So, today I learned some information about mangos... & nothing really important... but I learned something nonetheless...

I brought a mango as a snack to work.. & I thought I could eat it at my desk... discreetly... boy! was I wrong!



&& I'm not new to mangos I've been eating mangos all my life... so why did I think I could do this?
I don't know, people! I DON'T KNOW!

First of all, peeling it was super messy! I got mango juice running down my hand, then I had to lick it off... it was a huge mess... the eating part is the most interesting. The biting and the sucking... oh! the slurping sounds too! It's like making out... sorta... so I'm sitting here at my desk with mango juice running down my hand and me licking it off, then eating it, with the sucking, biting and the slurping sounds... it was like fruit porn in an office setting! So it's safe to say I'm definitely not doing that again.. I'll save the fruit porn for lunch...

By the way.... the mango was delicious... & I got mango juice all over my shirt to prove it!
This by far was the highlight of my awesome Friday! :)