Keep Mayra weird....

I'm weird, yes, I know this and I have accepted this, I have embraced it, and I am living with it. Just so you get an idea of how severe this weirdness is, I have compiled a list of a few things that make me weird, just because it is time to update my blog, so enjoy a glimpse of being inside my brain.



-- I think everyone is hilarious to the max. No, I'm not faking it, at that exact moment, to me, YOU ARE the most funniest person on Earth. Don't question it, accept it, embrace it and feel as funny as your favorite comedian. I'm easily amused.

-- My comeback to everything is "Your face!" Even if it doesn't make sense. It just makes me feel like I am defending myself by saying that. Example: You call me stupid, I will reply "Your face is stupid!"
There. I defended myself. I'll use "Your face" also if you compliment me.
Example: You say my shirt is pretty, I will reply "Your face is pretty!"
There. Compliment, comeback! Basically, "Your face" is one of my all time favorite sentences. I actually have to try really hard to hold back from saying it ALL the time.

-- I like going to the dentist. Plain and simple.

-- I will replay a song like a million times, until the people around me hate me and the song I am currently replaying to the max at the time.

-- I think a zombie apocalypse is very likely to happen in the future and no I am not prepared or getting prepared, but I wanna at some point... lol

-- I rather dance at home than dance at a club. I like the freedom to be in PJ's and/or half naked.

-- I hate "Yo Momma" jokes. If you know me in person and know me very well, you will know this about me. I don't like to disrespect "yo Mama" or anybody's Momma, and I don't like for my Momma to be disrespected. I draw the line at "Yo Momma"
It's all fun and games until someone throws in a "Yo Momma" joke. No joke. 

-- Being around young people makes me feel young, until I can't understand the lingo, then I realize how old I really am. Then I feel older than a dinosaur when I try to use the lingo and sound outdated. "Square bidness Y'all" (I'm Texan... Y'all is part of my everyday vocabulary)

-- Scary movies. I can't do them. Not alone, EVER. Maybe if I'm around more than 3 people and it's during the day and I sit in the middle of everybody and everybody agrees to watch Carebears afterwards. Oh, and someone stays over with me that night to make sure monsters don't get me. If all those things are checked off the list, then yes, I might be able to watch a scary movie. If one those can't be done. Deal is off. ALL my friends, MY REAL FRIENDS, know I am serious about this. I have backed out of movie nights a few times because I just wasn't gonna watch a scary movie, at night, then go home and sleep alone. BYE FELICIA! 
P.S. I have not watched any of the Paranomal Activity movies at all,
and I refuse to watch them.
P.S.S. I love haunted houses though, and American Horror Story. (Although, I didn't watch it alone, I took advantage when my brother came and visited and stayed for a couple of weeks. We had an AHS marathon)
P.S.S.S.  This is why I'm weird.

That my friends concludes a small list of Mayra weirdness. Y'all enjoy and stay weird!!