Just trying to keep up

In a desperate attempt to cure my boredom I decided to browse my facebook and look at my old posts. I don't know if anybody else does this at all but I do from time to time. I can honestly say I make myself laugh. I am so easily amused though, so don't get too excited about this post.
I have gathered some of my Facebook posts for your amusement,
but mainly mine. I'm trying so hard to update my blog more often, bare with me. Thank you and You're. Welcome.


A friend posted on my wall
"It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name."
To which I replied "You're right, cause don't matter how big the pencil is
you still have to sharpen it and it'll get small" ;) We're so inspirational!

FB post 1:
"I love how Mexican my mom is! She busted out with I'm making hot buffalo
wings with frijoles and tortillas de harina"
Because this happens more often than not. It's either tortillas de harina or if
she's going towards a "light" dinner then it's tortillas de maiz. Ha!

FB post 2:
Scenario 
"Her: Doc called me and said my pap smear came out normal.
Me: Uhhmmmm, congratulations?
*Silence*"
 What am I suppose to say in a situation like this?
Why does anybody even share that information?

FB post 3:
"My mom came in my room and told me to turn my music down. All I could think
of was "You gotta fight for your right to partyyyyyyyy!" But I turned it down
cause it's too late to party and I have to work tomorrow. So she won."
You can't argue with moms. They always win.

FB post 4:
"Note to self: Make sure hairspray is pointing at hair NOT face before spraying."
Sadly, this has happened more than once. I forget my notes to self.
NOTE TO SELF: Remember notes to self.

FB post 5:
"Me and little brother were on our way to the gym and this kid said If there's
a lot of people we'll just go to Wendy's and munch out."
Sounds fair.

FB post 6:
"Ladies, remember if you're wearing a skirt don't forget to always make sure
you don't tuck it in your undies when you go to the restroom. Not that this
happened to me. Just saying."
Just throwing it out there, some good advice here!

FB post 7:
"Whoever offended or pissed Spring off for it not to come visit us
this year better apologize and fix it now! I miss Spring! and while
you're at it patch things up with Winter too so it'll come visit us this
year! That's all I'm asking for today."
Because having our four seasons in Texas is too much to ask for!

FB post 8:
"Andrea just asked me if I know a song that goes like this:
'Viva Mexico Cabr*nes!' It makes me sad that
1) I don't know it and
2) I feel a little less Mexican...."
 
FB post 9:
"Sometimes when my alarm goes off I can hear the judgement in the
way it beeps, like it's judging me cause I hit the snooze button twice
already... I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."
After hitting snooze twice, it starts beeping in a very different tone,
like it's beeping profanities.

FB post 10:
"I was driving around doing some errands and decided to turn the radio on,
everything was ok until a Miley song came on and I rolled my eyes so hard I
almost ran into the car in front of me and that's why I stay away from the radio."
Now... I'm just not a Miley music fan, but power to you if you are!

FB post 11:
"That awkward moment when you're about to bite your corn dog, mouth open
wide and you lock eyes with a random stranger."
YUP, this happened to me.

FB post 12:
"I'm all like I wanna go work out and my mom is all like come have
some mole con arroz."
Don't even have to discuss who won that day.

FB post 13:
"Sometimes I think that people break into my place for the sole purpose
of stealing my bobby pins. They're all gone!"
Still can't find them. Still think people are breaking in to steal them,
and one sock from each pair I own, because I have not ONE
set of matching socks.

FB post 14:
"That one pimple you randomly get out of the nowhere that makes
you feel 16 again <3"
Thank you pimple, because of you I feel young and self conscious again!

FB post 15:
"So my coworker across my office decides to jam out to Creed
at a sound level that is very unfriendly to my ears and to top it off she
 is singing along like she's an American Idol contestant. This is not how
I want to spend the rest of my day."
Yes, I closed my door.

FB post 16:
"So I was driving on the freeway, minding my own business and paying
attention to the road, when this ginormous truck gets in my lane with no
signal, no sign whatsoever. It almost hit me, I got so scared I
almost threw up my heart!"
I remember this day, and almost threw up my heart again.

 Well, these are a few of the posts I gathered up that I thought were fairly hilarious, hope ya'll got a good laugh out of them, I sure did! Until we meet again my friends!